Monday, April 13, 2009

Back from the UK and suddenly an Edward-ophile?


Hello, all! I am home again and nicely settled back in with my clamoring young ones and husband at my side. :) I am now completely and totally excited about our impending move to England and am having a hard time not imagining myself wandering through ancient green forests and baking up homemade pasties in a lovely green marble-clad kitchen....

Oh, yeah, and trying to to figure out how I could make love to a vampire whose penis is probably about as cold and hard as the marble rolling pin that I would normally use to roll out that pastry dough.

Huh?!? Wha???!!!



I knew I would be in trouble when I packed it. Heck, I KNEW I would be in trouble when I bought it. Did that stop me? No-ooooo. I started reading Twilight on Wednesday, after my husband headed home for the States. Thursday afternoon found me at a local bookstore buying Eclipse and Full Moon (lucky me: two for one sale!). I am, as usual, sucked into a great and fun story. No matter that I have found at least four typos/errors in the writing (in the third book alone!? (C'mon, editors!!) No matter that the characters' motivations seem pretty wildly off-base (to serve the plot line, not character development?) at times. And even with some eye-rolling over a few ridiculously awkward dialog moments. No matter at all! I am always a sucker for great, rollicking tales. And it is an extra perk when they involve incredibly handsome, eternally youthful dangerous types that cause any (ok, my) heart to race a bit and remember what it was like to be 19 and totally hormonally revved and ready to go. (Edward Cullen may have just superseded my delicious fondness for Jordan Catalano. ~Rawr.~)

Warning: Tangent!! I'm not saying that I don't find my hubby sexy, because he definitely still makes my socks go up and down, as they say. ;-) (And the fire we had way back when is one of the reasons I fell in love.)

....But *that feeling* as a 36-year-old mother is definitely not the same as the nuclear reaction that took place every time a certain bad-for-me, met-in-Alaska, sexy-rocker-type guy came within air-stirring distance from me when I was 19. Seriously, I think my temperature ran at about 100-degrees during the brief time we were together. It is strange how sometimes that chemical reaction that happens with another person (love at first sight? primordial pheromones? magic?) can be so intense. I definitely don't equate that kind of heat with true love or lasting love....though it would be nice. Maybe. I can't help but think it would be too exhausting to live in that kind of state of anticipation, charged sexuality, incendiary volatility....

You know what I mean, right? What do you all think? This post isn't really about much, but Edward Cullen definitely has me reminiscing about being young and lusty and newly in love. And in a relationship that no matter how much we may have loved/lusted each other at the time, there was no way that it could work. The word "untenable" leaps to mind. :-\ And how much did that factor work into the intensity of feeling? Would it have mattered? (It certainly didn't for the first four hours of my doomed romance- which was about how long we had before I knew I was in big trouble. *sigh*)

p.s. I'm still not done with the third Twilight book and not into the last one... so please NO SPOILERS! :) Thanks!

25 comments:

  1. Every woman I know whose read the book, has some wild dreams at night. Perhaps it should be Awakening.

    Welcome Home! Hilarious Penis/Rolling Pin segue! xoxoxo

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  2. Yaaaay! You're back! And why am I giggling at the word "pasties?" :P

    Puh-LEESE tell me that the hotsie-totsie type of feelings that we have/had with certain people are not what is necessary for true love! I ADORE those feelings (god, I miss them), and have worried a bit that since I don't have them to that extent for my fella (who may have a starring role in my life indefinitely), that I'm fooling myself!

    Must. Go. Buy. Twilight.

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  3. Shrinks say that one of the reasons marriages fail, besides money issues, is the heat is gone and women never figure out that men need that more than we do.

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  4. I just can't go there. Probably, well, not probably, it IS because #1, I'm 10 years older than you and have teenage kids who are ga-ga about these books and they're about the same age as the characters!
    I have to leave my hot, zexy fantasy books in the mid 20 genre!

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  5. LOL!

    The unicorns and rainbows have been replaced by cold, marble penis rolling pins I see!

    You'll fit into England quite nicely, I think...

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  6. I knew that I couldn't hold out forever... I'm reading New Moon now. And I agree with you -- they aren't great literature by any stretch of the imagination, but they are fun, fun, fun! Mmmmm. On the other hand, I've reached an age where I feel totally creepy saying that I'm hot for a 19 year old vampire. Am I gonna get arrested here?!!

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  7. I read the whole series in a week. I just couldnt put it down. All I could think of is why the hell doesnt my hubby talk to me and touch me like that anymore!!!! Then the movies spoiled it for me. I had such a differnt picture in my mind of how the characters/settings looked.

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  8. I don't get it...I don't think the guy is even remotely adorable...every time I read about some 30 something mom getting all warm over him, I take another look...and still come back thinking...ewww...MY dirty pleasure is Zac Efron...of course he has to keep him mouth shut...

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  9. Am I the last woman on earth to not have read this series??? Typos in books infuriate me, but I thourougly enjoyed the thought of you baking "pasties"! LOL

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  10. Welcome back my lovey :)

    Jesus, last thing I'm thinkin' about is lust....

    :)

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  11. Welcome back my lovey :)

    Jesus, last thing I'm thinkin' about is lust....

    :)

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  12. I haven't gotten into the books yet. Althought I may give them another chance now that all my Lifetime Nora Roberts movies have finished up.

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  13. God knows I tried. . . but I just couldn't get through Twilight.

    Too scared.

    Seriously!

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  14. I'm still trying to shake off the rolling pin bit.

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  15. Did I say Welcome Back???? I'm so impolite!!!

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  16. I feel all dirty now, having read this post ;-)
    carma

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  17. I read the first two and got so annoyed with the lack of action midway through the second book, and then raced through at the end, that I have been procrastinating about reading the third.

    I'm not sure I can deal with Bella's whining.

    After I saw the movie with the daughter, I can't get the actor out of my head, and since she didn't impress me AT ALL, I have troubles picturing anyone else when I read the other book.

    I'm sure that when I'm finished the current book I'm reading (Kluge - The Haphazard Construction of the Human Mind)I'll get to the last book.
    (I did mention that I was procrastinating, didn't I? Lol)

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  18. I'm just not sure if your endorsement is making me want to buy the book or NOT. Hmmmm.....

    welcome back....

    :-)

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  19. Lust and chemistry. Yep. That sums it up. I read all four books over spring break.

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  20. I read the first book in the series, but decided that one book of teenage vampire lust was enough...

    ... for the time being...

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  21. I'm 56 and have gotten totally sucked into the Twilight phenomenon (to the tune of spending a couple hundred bucks on Twilight-themed colorways of yarn) (really). I haven't been able to read any other books since January. I'm rereading the series. Book 2 is terribly slow, but after seeing the movie, for some reason it's better this time around.

    I preordered the movie. Took it on spring break and watched it on my laptop in the car on the way home. I couldn't hear a word that was said, but that made the viewing experience a lot better. Just focusing on the eye candy.

    Poor acting by all, stilted dialog, but I. Am. Doomed. Totally smitten.

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  22. I think that lusty feeling is just a whole different category by itself. And it is fun to imagine, isn't it?

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  23. Amy you are freakin' brilliant! Why didn't I ever think of the rolling pin? I love you girl!

    By the time Brandon returns from Nigeria, I will be a skilled rolling pin user. Pie anyone?

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  24. I bought the books all at one time on Amazon. Got free shipping and a huge discount. I read all four in less than a week. The last one is almost too out there for me but it was still a good read. Not as good as the others....

    How exciting that you are going to move to England. You mentioned in a post that your husband was going to school. What is he studying?

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  25. I am so in love with him too. I told my husband, look at him glowing in the sun, ahhhh! He said Edward makes him sick, some young punk.. bahaha! Hilarious!

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Thoughts appreciated. Advice welcome. Douche-baggery scoffed at then deleted.