Sometimes the Truth is Revealed In a Birthday Card

My parents have always gone for humorous cards, leaving heartfelt cards for the less verbose and grandparent-types, so I shouldn't be surprised that my mom came up with the following gem: 

                                                          Credit: American Greetings

In addition to showing how awesome my mom is, I think it may also be indicative of a larger, more pervasive issue—namely, that I may have put a little too much information about my private life on the internet.