Sunday, December 14, 2008

Before The Bitches Walked the Walk, They Shook It To That Jazzercize Beat!

Braja, over at Lost and Found in India, just posted our (hers, mine and the Vodka Mom's) latest dancing exploit. I thought I'd reveal our more humble beginnings.... Back before we could move freely around, "Walking it Out" all over the studio, we were stapled to the studio floor or our living room spaces in front of the TV. Working our boogie bodies into a froth of sweat and delight. Shimmying to the "momma's little helpers" that are so clearly coursing through the veins of the Jazzercizing Diva in this video.

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  1. Ooom chikkka oom chikka ooom chikka yeah!!
    I guess the cocaine was cheaper in those days...

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  2. I found your blog through my friend Janie's blog, Sounding Forth. After reading several of your posts, I love it! I'm a bitching wife who adores the man she's married to... does that mean I'm qualified to join? Hell, I have to do something to make him leave his important position as Resident Couch Potato.

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  3. Holy crap. Just think of this woman having sex. It would be the most hilarious porn ever. OH!!! that gives me a great idea. I am going to take the audio from this and put it on top of a porn. It will be a you tube hit!

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  4. This is hilarious.

    Takes me back.

    Is Jazzercise still around?

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  5. Pacing the Panic Room: Oh, now THAT is something I want to see...please let me know when it's done..!

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  6. I tagged you on my blog! Check out I'm fabulous!

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  7. Oh this is just too good. I love you, even if I'm still bitter and angry about your need to move across the hemisphere.

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  8. I'm mesmerized..... that beat, those moves.
    You guys are now on the top five list of my favorite dance troupe.
    (Yes there is a list!)

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  9. Oh Lord! That is way too funny! I remember those aerobic days! Glad I got over it. LOL

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  10. Braja: Those gals are totally on something a LOT more substantial than a natural high on life. If I had been more than a snotty 5th grader when this phenomenon was going down I would've totally been shaking my boogie body!

    Snooty: I love your screen name and it speaks volumes.... we must meet, you are totally in the Club!

    PacingPanic: Great idea! You could start your YouTube side business and make millions! Let us know when it's done and it will get total link-love.

    Janie: Only in my living room, I'm afraid. I'm going to be walking it out after today, though.

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  11. Joanie6276: I love nothing more that getting awards. THANK YOU!!! And I've been seriously jonesing for that "Fabulous" badge. I'm going to boogie on over and grab it for my post tomorrow. Thank you thank you!

    Oh, Rants! When aren't you bitter and angry?! ;) I mean, you've built a whole blog out of rants! I love you, too, darling, but remember: We'll always have the blog love and the internet doesn't care how far away I move. :) Now, let's make a date to go out dancing. SOON.

    Yaya: Thank you! We'll be here all week!!! (Smile, Pageant-Wave, Smile)

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  12. EXCUSE ME. You mean "Now, let's make a date to go out dancing WITH BRAJA. SOON."

    Jesus....you two....honestly....

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  13. I ALMOST thought this was old footage of the three of you... almost. I love this crap. I really do!

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  14. Shhhh, Braja! We'll be dancing the nights away in England (when I have a nanny and actually get out more) soon enough. Don't upset her anymore than she already is.... ;)

    Csquared: You just made my day and depressed me all at the same time. Wouldn't it be 10times more hilarious if it really was us, though?!

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  15. god i wish my workouts looked like this. they only thing they are missing is 'jump training'

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  16. Oh my goodness...this is CLASSIC! It reminded me of the 20 minute workout for some reason! Although these girls are wearing more clothing!

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  17. Okay. I'm about to totally humiliate myself. But Is that really you guys?

    On my blog I did a similar dance with the Younger Man. It was with a company called Boogie Bodies. Oh...I'm so confused.

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Thoughts appreciated. Advice welcome. Douche-baggery scoffed at then deleted.