I got this in an email today and thought it was too perfect to not pass along....
'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'
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Thoughts appreciated. Advice welcome. Douche-baggery scoffed at then deleted.